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Evil stonemasons... nice one! 🤣
I suspect he will grab any role as long as he's the main star AND gets to do all the bends in the movie, he's already stealing the show from Andrzej every time 😂
As for experiments, I'm always curious how much more Yasha will be able to contort since he's always claiming to be unbreakable and will I be able to invent even more extreme poses for him than this XD

Assomness!! Hahaha! Assom! Wow I didn't even think of this pun yet XD
I guess Helmut achieved the perfect leg day! Too bad some other artists are probably already copying this pose to claim as their own. Well, at least it's not Helmut who should be ashamed of himself :P Hmm maybe I should post this pic on DA, now to think of it...

Oh I haven't looked at this in over a year and now I gotta say I'm in love with Miguel-1 and wouldn't mind a cumback from him 😛

Oh haha, I was replying to the first paragraph and had that exact idea how cool it would be if they cloned him as a genetically modified human, smooth crotched, armless since birth and with the vertebras shaped in a way to make his back permanently folded, like it would be actually a contortionist feat for him to straighten his spine and would take many years to train XD Then after thinking all that I read your second paragraph and wow, exactly the same thoughts!! XD Your version is also quite good, I like the "VIB" XD Yes I agree he could have modified himself according to his fetishes, that would be certainly more interesting to imagine how he feels and enjoys his modded body, than if it was a mere android who is not even self-aware, just mimicking humans through a programmed script...

Yeah I can imagine hands ending up on his butt a lot, hardly ever paying for the pleasure but hopefully he still gets some tips shoved between his folds XD

Yeah, wearable legs, already had that idea in this story with Jack. They look seamlessly "his own", yet with some effort can just unplug them and take them off, then have just smooth skin without any trace of the legs, or in case of Miguel the tentacle-like legs. Oh, another idea maybe his stockings are what keeps his soft legs in a hard shape. The stockings could be so hard that they don't even bend in the knees, have to be put in a bathtub with a special chemical mix to be taken off, the same way they can be put on and then harden as they dry up...

Thanks a lot for the ideas and revitalizing a sexy character! ^^

I always loved those inhuman joints that make impossible the idea that it could be just a human in a robot costume... I really hope this android's waist is also as impossible XD
Thank you so much, never thought this oldie would ever get a comment XD

Well, it was an attempt to study teh anime style and of course heavily referenced from the original manga. I don't remember actually tracing his head but I think I had some manga page open and just copying from it.
I used Photoshop since 1997, first I needed it for scanning, cropping and rotating images for school projects, then started doing some funny photo manips for the lulz, but then even tried to paint faces and some RPG items like potions and swords. It was Diablo/Warcraft times back then and I was on a team of youngsters who tried to make a warcraft clon...err...I mean an innovative fantasy RTS.... XD When I started making this art in 2002 I wasn't exactly a noob :D
About Kurapika, I wasn't aware it was debatable, I prefer to remain silent as hate any kind of debates about anything.

Thank you so much!!
Guess the British army has better top managers than most of the civil organizations 😜

I have to say I didn't expect to get the 3D costume that close to the original drawing, so really grew something in the process indeed! 😜
Thank you so much, I hope she not only cuttie bjuttie but just as bendie stretchie XD

Good thing in my world they're not doing such things and this little ram was probably just found in the wild and raised by some kind soul. I think the only meat they eat in my world is dick because it doesn't take a lot of calories to sit on your head all day XD

Yeah, it was a test of sculpey clay. If you want I can completely erase the whole charm of this pic for you. A couple of years after making it, I visited a friend's farm and learned that humans only do grow animals like that to stab them with a knife at some point just to make meat for a few meals. So I wouldn't be so charmed about that stripe of light and don't think there's anything cute about the little ram's expression.

It only matters that people care about the content, if nobody cares about something, I just take it down. You don't need to be sad about that, if you disagree with some content disappearing, just tell me and I'll most probably restore it. But I don't want to add random images to the main page or push the old content in any way.

For me it's mainly a problem of too much stuff that nobody comments or looks at, while wasting a lot of server space and causing slowdowns because of bots crawling all those pages... But if you need it so much, I'm gonna restore it...

Maybe it would be easier to make a repository on Mega.nz for all that stuff, but right now I'm not sure how to keep the stories alongside the pictures on that platform...

Haha, I can totally see him in the Roman Pantheon... more like a Panty-off to be precise 😏
Thank you so much Shifty, so glad you enjoyed him! :D

Hahaha, I didn't think of it but indeed what if Torsorcerer can hold a spoon in his urethra while eating soup or a hammer if he needs to repair something. He can flip the pages of the magic books with his cock and have full control of his member like it was a hand or a tentacle. And if he meets Nuv, they can shake cocks or cock-slap each other on the butt when they feel flirty 🤣

Actually now to think of it, I regret not using Nuv as the torsorcerer but this redhair character looks fun too I guess, I think it can be a mageboy form of Jack as looks very close to this picture...

Thank you!! I think I needed to add some wet glisten to the fruits like they're freshly washed, to add some more sensuality to the area 🤤

I'm very glad it looks intimate and warm, as usually 3D art tends to look cold and distant, so if you think I achieved the opposite, it's a big compliment! 😉

Not sure what you mean about the hoodie, the crotch part of his leotard is behind his head so won't be able to see it anyway. I tried to not change the picture's angle or anything about it except the clothes...It took some painting to fix everything...

The way he appears like two people, I think that's the magic of contortion. Helmut still doesn't believe he's learning any real magic in that school, since all the classes are just stretching 😜

Transparent glass-like armor would be great, imagine the guy fully protected but at the same time you can see everything, would be a great way to distract the opponent, but of course such armor would be really expensive, maybe only for generals and commanders. In any case battles are not fun to draw and not fun to think of, so why even bother. Ceremonial armor maybe, for parades and showing off...

Quite a puzzle indeed and must be even more effective against demons, thinking of the special gestures in the Witcher books makes me wonder if flexorcists also have their special body language with some basic "hieroglyphs", more advanced ones that take years to study and some legendary, only used by a few masters.

Mwahaha! A good observation the human body only has this much blood available that can only go to this head or that head but not both at once XD (for some reason doesn't prevent me to write stories)
But I'm happy either way to know it was a pleasure to see! :D

Glad you enjoyed his legs because I sure did! I guess heaven is not a place somewhere but the place wherever Helmut is doing exercises in this outfit XD

Thanks! Seems like a fun place they got there :D