💌 Comments

I think it comes down to people misusing tools. Remember the controversy over Photoshop, and how it's not real art unless it's graphite and paint?

It reminds me of the screentone sheets manga artists used to use. For anyone who doesn't know, the dot shading in manga is called "screentone" "halftone" and "amatin". It's literally sheets of the stuff you had to cut out over the original picture. It's a pain in the ass, but saves a ton of time over hand shading.
youtu.be/xAtLdFmkRHM

Nobody talks shit about Masamune Shirow using the hell out of the stuff, because he's still a fantastic artist and storyteller. We don't begrudge people shortcuts when they're worth it... Except people who have genuinely no talent and come from a line of people with no talent. These are the fucks screaming about how you have to do everything the hard way because they're so bad at everything, maybe they'll get by just because people see them trying. Then they get shitty at people who have a talent with something, and don't appear to struggle. They're too stupid to know how much work a cheat is, sometimes and have never accomplished anything. They're the people who become low-level managers. I wish a real plague would come take care of the stupid people.
-tbj

I don't even know... What the hell? I HAVE to see more of this, please?
-tbj

Naomi Campbell, not Tyra Banks. Damn it. I'm losing my mind.
-tbj

This is the specific photograph I was thinking of. It's by Herb Ritz, starring from left to right:
Stephanie Seymour, Cindy Crawford, Christy Turlington (top), Tatjana Patitz (bottom), and Tyra Banks, fool.
2.bp.blogspot.com/_bazgcEzJ358/TM7YmCRrSvI/AAAAAAAADaQ/XH_2D3HAXWE/s1600/HerbRitts_p108-109.jpg

Sorry, some people were into sports and I was into fashion models. I wish they'd made supermodel trading cards.
-tbj

I'd almost forgotten about this one!

I may be misinterpreting it, but I get the feeling that Sponge is showing off and trying to get Patrick to join. Patrick is like, "This is as close as I will ever get, this is boring, let's go..." and then he spots the pouch and decides maybe he can get into this.

I love that he's the "smart" one here. The way you've made your Sponge in the various pics, I get the feeling that he couldn't seduce a pervert. He's just too dumb and naive. And, like Patrick, I just want to get him dirty.
-tbj

God damn it.... HAHAHAHAHA!!

Screw you, because it's only funny because it's done with your talent. For once, I'm surprised you didn't sneak a snail into this, of all pictures. I'm so lucky I wasn't drinking anything when I clicked on this.
-tbj

This one is old, and is still one of the hottest you've ever done. You need more of him. I love that his hair is fluffy? I can't explain it, because I don't think I understand it, but his hair is different than how you usually did it at this time, and it's an outstanding feature.

Speaking of outstanding, that pouch is perfection. Don't you just want to cup it in your hand? Just hold it?

Also, another thing you do so well is lower bellies. Between the bellybutton and the dick is such a sexy area on the body, and you draw them so well. Just the right amount of roundness to tell you he's fit, but he's going to feel soft.
-tbj

I only like this one more because I prefer my bois smooth. All three are hot as hell.
-tbj

I think you know we share a love of leotards, especially on twinks, but I can't even say I'd rather see him in the Gerudo Vai outfit because this is so hot. And that vai outfit is pure sex.
-tbj

Is this yours? I don't think I recognise this era of your art. It must be pretty early, right? It doesn't look like anything else I've seen you do.

I do like it. I don't want you to get the wrong idea. I'm just super confused.
-tbj

No way... I want to see this for real now. I don't mean I want someone to get hurt. I mean I want to see someone do this successfully. This is cool.
-tbj

I haven't seen this one before, either. This is from when your style was moving to the original Lucianus picture era?

You do sexy cute as well, if not better, than anyone. This is on a different level. I want to cuddlefuck him and then fall asleep snuggling him! As I recently said, you do pouches better than anyone.
-tbj

I've never seen this one before! This isn't that old, is it? Like, a couple years old at the most? It's hard to tell, and it looks amazing for any era of your work.

As much as I dislike the extreme piercing stuff, and I'm not super hot about cinching, but his chest and belly are so effing hot in that centre/bottom pic. I've never been so god-damned jealous of a wasp before. As someone who grew up doing the splits (Kempo), I can feel the weight trying to roll his pelvis forward. Maybe it's just me, but my hips would want to roll forward and put me in a (very tiny) little bit of a back bed. It's such a satisfying stretch.

The stretch in second from right is flawless. You hit every single anatomy point to make it look like you traced a photo. I know you didn't, but there's a part of me that maybe wonders if you didn't trace a photo because it's too good. You can feel the weight resting on the hand on his hamstring. The other on his chest feels so natural and real.

The other three are brilliant, and not slacking. The first two are just so good that they're outshining. Hahaha

Thanks for uploading these Link ones. Doubly so for this one, since it's new to me. I let myself watch the intro of TOTK today, and I had to see your version. I still haven't beaten BOTW, so I won't let myself play the new one until I, at least, get Master Cycle Zero. It's a really hard challenge, or I suck. Either way, it ain't happened yet. So Tears just sits on my Switch until I'm allowed to play it.
-tbj

Since Epona is the only explicitly female horse in the series, I have to assume this is modeled on Ganon's steed from Ocarina Of Time and Twilight Princess?

Not ever enough horse dildos. It would bring that extra oomf to Nate's shenanigans to be sitting on a couch, surrounded by a bunch of Bad Dragons behind him... Wait, it wasn't them... Who made that life-size "Thor" dildo? You know what I mean. I'll shut up now.
-tbj

I remember this one. I couldn't figure out why it's champagne? Is it the weight? It bugged me forever. It's hot as fuck, but I couldn't figure out why...

It's because he's "popping" his "cork", right?
-tbj

Hah! Wow, this is an older one. You had no sense of gravity back then, and it made these poses so dynamic and fun. You still had a cartoonish edge that brings so much charm with it. I really love his legs in this one, but I can't explain why.
-tbj

Does the "L" stand for "Link" or "leotard"?
-tbj

Hey! We need fan art to commemorate Tears Of The Kingdom!

My idea is all your current main characters as naughty versions of Link. And Nate has to use a Bad Dragon, Ganondorf's Steed, model. Or maybe they all do? Oh! And Wolfie has to be Wolf Link! :D

Or not. I don't want to put you on the spot. Hahaha...
-tbj

I hate multi-posting, because I feel like I'm talking to much...

But God damn.

I use my phone almost exclusively, but I saw this on my laptop with a much bigger screen and... That face is stunning, Yuni. You've got all the little micro expressions running the whole time. He looks genuinely alive. He's breathing, for fuck's sake! I never knew how much I wanted to see what that would look like with your contortion poses. The way he bites his bottom lip... I swear you kept his pupils focused forward, even as his head moves, like living things do...

We both know how much of a fan of yours I am, but you also know I don't blow smoke up your ass. This is really, really, fucking impressive, Yuni. Don't make a minimizing joke, because you deserve praise for this. I'm telling you it got a legit emotional reaction out of me. I adore this one. The way you can almost hear his breath at the top of the loop, he's flat-out making bedroom eyes about being twisted up and it's so sensual and beautiful...

I'm just rambling now. I'm sorry. And I'm sorry I didn't look closer the first time, because it's absolutely my loss.
-tbj

I'm so sorry. That's me above. I accidentally hit "send" without signing.
-tbj