What do you think? 😄
"So, did you tamed the swamp tentacles? Can we safely cross the water?"
"I think I'll need a couple more hours... to make sure..."
Hahaha, that would be the best explanation behind the scene! Really great idea, I'd love this kind of RPG where you get to explore the world and tame the monsters sexually instead of fighting them, then constantly training your party to increase various skills like endurance, capacity, stretchiness, instead of battle skills 🤣 And then you also face all kinds of bandits or evil mages who are much more demanding and kinky than simple beasts 🤭
The "Make love! Not war!" campaign. I'd play!

-J
Elves are said to be all gay and to fuck trees, but that's not true.
Elves are actually hermaprodites who merely look and are equipped like men. Their sex looks pretty anal. (Okay, to a certain extent, it is.) After fertilization, the embryos need to mature before certain plants carry them to term. Here we see the transfer of an embryo into a uterine plant: the plant actively retrieves the embryo from the elf, who inevitably enters sexual ecstasy.
The pregnancy lasts a year, during which the plant must be nurtured.
It's a win-win situation for elves and nature, and now we know why elves are so close to nature.

– Diogenes von Wien
My thoughts exactly, elves don't have a biological gender and simply get features as they grow. Funny that they can never get impregnated by humans, but I've never thought about the actual process. Maybe they indeed require a symbiosis with some kind of a plant-animal hybrid. I thought that elves originally came from another world, and the plant could be something they had to carry along with them in order to survive. That's why they prefer woods, parks, gardens, any environment where their pet plants can evolve.
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