What do you think? 😄
Welcome to the Oolong Tea House! ;)
Hahaha yes 🤭 A massive selection of tantalizing drinks from fresh jizz shakes to crazy cocktails with unusual flavors that will blow your mind! Our jocks are raised for satisfaction, especially modded to touch your heart with their ridiculously long dicks!

All these guys have at least a 20 inch schlong, and our deluxe model boasts an impressive 36 inches! Come taste the rainbow of flavors our boys offer, from basic banana to wild mango-strawberry mix-in. Our personnel specialize in fulfilling your desires in a relaxed atmosphere so you can disappear into a land of erotic bliss! 🥰
Oh yesssssssss
Now I want to see their deluxe "member" 🤭
With such schlong the autofellatio will be the most natural and obvious way, even more then masturbating with hands.
Yeah, slurping on your own cock would be as easy as drinking a cup of tea 🤭 I think the true talent would be to deepthroat it all the way down, getting those balls nestled behind your cheeks 😜
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