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🌗 Fifty Fifty

Just... God damn it, Yuni. I have the weirdest boner right now.
-tbj

The weirdest boner, I hope it's not floating around your room right now, separated from the body 🤣

🏫 Benducation

He just can't pick a posture at his desk, can he? I guess he finally got to sit how he wanted in the last school pic/story with Andrzej.
-tbj

True and looks like the same school :D

What the fuuuuuu...

Wow. I didn't think you could push it further than Nuv and Jack, but I should know to never doubt you.

It's absolutely beautiful, the story was great, and I'm just trying to keep my jaw off the floor.
-tbj

Thank you so much :D "What doesn't kill me makes me hotter" I guess should be slogan of my gallery 🤣 I mean, almost every picture is something that would be lethal to any real person (contortions, pincushions, amputations, compressions, etc, etc), but if you just skip the negative side, there's another layer that is oddly sexy, beautiful, aesthetic, etc.

Guess in a way, it's like a model of life itself... We're only sane because we learn to ignore most of the negativity that happens in the world, all the shit that people do to each other and themselves... we see the pain and at the same time don't see it... and we pretend to be happy by discovering beauty in all this. Perhaps in a way, we're all artists? 😂

⚔️ Sword Polisher

Sorry for the second comment, but this one is more sincere:

What if Yasha is such a highly skilled swordsman that he competes in the highest levels where you don't just compete without protective gear, you compete in the nude? And those are other people's swords he's won in combat? Being ultra flexible would be a huge defensive and offensive advantage to competing without any protection at all, wouldn't it? For story's sake, he'd need to have an arch rival, who's even more flexible, that Yasha has to have a sexy training montage to become flexible enough to beat? Then you can combine your bendy stuff with Painproofen, and all that?

Maybe one of the consequences to losing is having to submit to the winner, and Nate's got such a flexible hole because he realised he enjoys losing, and regularly signs up to complete against multiple opponents at once?

Maybe that part is a secondary competition and a loser can still earn points by being able to take the "punishment" and outlast the "winner", so you have two different kinds of "sword fighting", and sweat isn't the only thing making them shiny and slippery...

And now I need a cold shower.
-tbj

Thank you so much for the ideas!! I think that would make a great erotic show and the judges should give the boys special bonuses for staying erect during the whole show. Basically, there should be ero-olympics where every sport is nude and exaggerated, like gymnastic routines are heavily spiced up with near bone-breaking contortions, and it's considered extremely well-done if the routine starts with a flaccid member and progresses to a full erection with a spectacular cumshot synced with the final position.

I also like to imagine that Painproofen makes piercings 100% safe as its anti-rupture protection is one of the most powerful features, unlike wounds from something like swords or knives that may take hours to fully heal and can cause complications that take days to heal, not to mention not looking sexy... unlike them oiled rapiers give very erotic sensations and take a few minutes to heal. The sensation is stingy but with practice it becomes more and more arousing. Aesthetically, rapiers piercing the body also look kind of hot, so it would make a great sport! Also three fighters instead of two could be better as opens the opportunity for backstabbing and some interesting combos and strikes. All of the above assumes it's in no way harmful, of course :3

Needs a spit shine. Om nom nom nom nom.
-tbj

🎱 Helmut Game

It's a tough choice, but I vote for the cartoon version. I mostly hope there will be a naughty version, or at least naughty elements.
-tbj

🎓 Das Schlangenexperiment

I can guarantee it's "hard" work.

I love this so much. I don't think you've ever integrated real pictures with your art before. I always get excited when I see you trying new things.
-tbj

Thanks! I was just trying to find some refs for a regular Helmut scene and then found this ancient photo that was somehow asking for a manip :D

💪 Rubar the Rubbery

It reminds me of those pics you did of different characters as Norse gods. Hopefully there's a sticky version of this one, too. ;)
-tbj

No versions of this one yet, but you're right it does look in the same vein as Gods of Folds ^^

🌪️ Prince of Twisting

He's so effing beautiful!
*Swoon*
-tbj

Glad that severely twisted bodies are no longer a problem XD

💪 Belted Wrestler

All I can think of is an erotic version of Link's stealth Sheikah set from Breath Of The Wild. You also have to go into more detail about how belting protects against daemons.
-tbj

Oh haha, yeah, I think I had it back in the days, I wonder if I subconsciously referenced it? XD

Maybe the demons crawl through the butthole and if they reach the heart then you're possessed! :D

😺 Gummy Catboy

That is such a great, cocky, pose. Your poses are always great, but this one is a little moreso.
-tbj

Thank you so much! So glad the poses are enjoyable and sexy as they are intended, and not just "painful to look at" as most of the lemmings perceive them :D

😺 The Legend of Spineless Jack

1. That is a great story. I know it's time consuming, but I'd love to see you do more stories with your pictures. It's like chocolate and peanut butter, two great tastes that taste great together.

2. A new challenger appears, and he's exquisite. I really hope to see more of him. Those eyes are hypnotic.
-tbj

Thank you so much!! Writing stories is never time consuming, I love imagining all the naughty things all those boys and girls like doing with their lives, it's just sometimes I start writing something but it feels like an uninspired kink salad, so I throw it away :D

Jack the Cat isn't new, there's more of this bendy bard, also more pictures in the works! :D

🐞 Laddie in Red

The only possible critique I could have is the pouch should be the same mesh as the top. Seeing that gorgeous cock hugged by that mesh...
-tbj

I agree, customers will always appreciate transparency :D

🐞 Laddie in Red

There's just something about a thick, soft, cock that's so enticing... And then to have it put on display is almost too much... almost.
-tbj

Hahah, I love soft dicks as makes you feel you could reach and hold it, massage it feeling how it hardens in your hand XD When someone's art features only erect dicks they start looking mechanical, like strapons or something :P It's specially bad in 3D art where everything already looks plastic enough...

🎱 Helmut Game

You don't draw in this style nearly enough. I love these little sprites. They remind me of the little "femlins" that LeRoy Neiman used to draw in Playboy. I'd love to see you do more stuff with them. I think they'd be perfect for little comics.
-tbj

Very glad you enjoyed them, soon we'll have a whole game in this style with many more sprites :3

📻 In-coming Trans-mission

You HAVE to do a little travelogue for him! Nothing to major. Maybe start with a couple pages and see how it goes? That would be incredible!
-tbj

"Ah, I'm feeling perfect, mom, I told you I'm not seasick at all... We're only an hour away from the shore, heading to Lincold Island... Yes, it's on Poople Maps, look it up... A nice little island, yeah... Photographers need to take some pictures of the local wildlife... Me, I'm just trying to learn about navigation... Mom, I'm really busy, there's something on the radar, actually, can I call you later?.. No, it's nothing dangerous... Mom!.. Yeah, okay, bye."

"Navy-gay schon!" Helmut giggled. "Walther, did anyone tell you you look really cute when you're on phone with your stepmom, dressed in a tiny bikini? Imagine if she saw what you're wearing right now..."

"Yeah, it really helps the bandwidth here is shit, she was demanding a video call and I couldn't find my t-shirt since yesterday!! The poor connection was a life saver."

"I bet your cousin threw it to the sharks," Helmut leaned his bare abdomen against the warm metallic fense, looking at the main deck below. "He's allergic to normie clothes!"

"No I didn't!" Leslie rolled his eyes and produced a loud slurping sound with his lemonade's straw as he rested naked on the lounge chair.

"Oh mein Gott!! Look, Walther, it's a dolphin!!" Helmut grabbed the other young man gently by the waist, pointing at the horizon.

...to be continued? XD

🐤 Snake Youth

That face gets me every time. He's so beautiful that it almost hurts to look at him, and it seems you really put extra effort on his shots.
-tbj

Thank you so much! It was fun to get back to this one 😊

🛡️ Abdominus Rex

That would be legitimately horrifying to encounter on a battlefield. I also wonder if it wouldn't be some kind of advantage in the Yuniverse? Normal rules don't apply. I'm assuming he's not really encumbered, and being cinched means there's less target to hit. It might also be hard to fight when all the blood has left your brain after seeing that.
-tbj

Don't think they have any battlefields, unless it's some staged acts just to fap to some non-destructive violence on Painproofen.

Since all of the world's criminals, politicians (sorry for saying the same thing twice) and real military forces were fully exterminated by the Vraexol (should I add, to everyone else's absolute enjoyment), what they call an army now is merely a costume party club and some physical training.

💪 Ruppel Pushups

I really, really, love how you're making him more muscular now. It looks incredibly hot, and makes him more believable than if he was just a bendy twink. I effing love Basil.
-tbj

Very glad you enjoyed the muscles! It's always great to see how far bodies can bend, muscled or not 😜

💪 Ruppel Pushups

Of course, the one of the two pics where he's nice is positioned so we can't see everything.
-tbj

Yeah, this is what I call a nude version 🤣

Archie: But technically, it's nude. Trust me, I'm a techie 👍