Wild and domesticated Westerners!
Leg Stretching Day
Spread 'em Like an Eagle
Ben D. Eagle: "Extreme flexibility has always been common in the Western tribal dancing, the Snake Dance was known for 10,000 years before the rhythmic gymnastics was invented!"
Kick Kiss Your Ass!!
Tom Parker: "I learned about contortion from the guy I used to bully at school. He's my boyfriend now!"
We already know of Jerry's passion for country songs and bending their lyrics and himself to his liking!
If you ever bend in Texas, fold me up!
Jerry Garter: "I learned about contortion from a drawing on my uncle's guitar when I wanted to become a country singer!"
Upon the Morning Wood
Not every sheriff is an asshat! Oh wait a minute...
Jerry Garter a.k.a. "The Texan Snake" is a sexy femboy rhythmic gymnast, greatly inspired by the cowboy era!
The Picture of Jimmy Hoods