The Bendy Song

♫ Bravely bendy Robin
Bragged to bend his spine a lot.
He was not afraid to break it,
Oh bendy Robin.
He was not at all afraid
To be bent in dif­fer­ent ways.
Bendy, bendy, bendy, bendy Robin.

He was not in the least bit scared
To be turned into a knot.
Or to have his ribs pop out,
And his torso twisted.
To have his legs in an over­split
And his body bent in half,
And his limbs all dis­lo­cated,
Bendy Robin.

His skin oiled up
And his legs spread out
And his body stretched
Right in front of the crowd
And his backbone crooked
And his bottom on top
Of his own head...
Will it ever stop!

But when the show made a start,
He couldn't even bend in half.
He blinked his eyes full of girls' makeup
And spinelessly he stiff­ened up.
Lost, for­got­ten, sad, ignored,
He sat there rigid as a board.
The stiffest of the bendies, bendy Robin! ♫

I saw Mirror Mirror: Jack the Cat and really wanted to draw him in that outfit :D

Jack belongs to FyraNuanser ©
The original song "Brave Sir Robin" by Monty Python ;3