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Pret­zel is a yum­my kind of bread that is best eat­en with cof­fee or tea, it can be sweet or salty and both ver­sions taste great.

Pret­zel is ac­tu­al­ly the fi­nal form of this sub­stance, but it has an­oth­er form pri­or to bak­ing. In that orig­i­nal form, known as dough, it can be twist­ed and stretched in al­most every way imag­in­able! It can be a lot of fun mak­ing all kinds of shapes with it, but to be­come Pret­zel it nor­mal­ly has to be put in a very spe­cif­ic pose, with the two "legs" of the Pret­zel curled on­to each oth­er and in­ter­twined.

Well, there isn't much else to say about this very yum­my food, so let's talk about that elf sit­ting on top of it! This is a brand new species of elves, called Pret­zelves, who have in­cred­i­ble dough-like flex­i­bil­i­ty since their birth, al­though ex­po­sure to the sun makes their bod­ies more and more stiff over time, at the same time mak­ing their skin dark­er.

The lighter the skin, the more flex­i­ble they are. Some Pret­zelves in­ten­tion­al­ly keep away from the sun to pre­serve their pli­an­cy and make a liv­ing as con­tor­tion­ists. Pret­zelves are one of the bendi­est forms of elves, per­haps los­ing on­ly to Caramelves in their stretch­i­ness. Pret­zelves al­so have very long ears and very long... oth­er parts of the body XD And no, they're not ed­i­ble, un­less fig­u­ra­tive­ly.

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