Diamond

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The most fab­u­lous as well as the hard­est thing in the world! See those hard nip­ples?

Well, I'll tell you more... hold your feet... *cough*

This par­tic­u­lar Di­a­mond was mined in Tra­p­land! XD And un­for­tu­nate­ly, the poor thing is cut... I think peo­ple should re­al­ly stop cut­ting di­a­monds, it's a crime be­cause they look so much pret­ti­er and nat­ur­al when un­cut! Nev­er­mind, they don't XD

Any­way, even though Di­a­mond is nat­u­ral­ly in­cred­i­bly use­ful to hu­mans due to its im­pres­sive hard­ness, you could make amaz­ing tools with it such as pick­ax­es, but 95% of hu­mans are id­iots so in­stead of mak­ing di­a­mond pick­ax­es they pre­fer to re-sell the raw di­a­monds a mil­lion times at high­er and high­er prices un­til no­body in the world can af­ford them any­more! So over­rat­ed...

See al­so