You Shall Not Pass!
...unless you can pass your head between your own legs! Ballet & Contortion Academy requires students to redo their ID cards in contortion poses.
Count d'Orchaun's collection of marble now counts one more piece of art, depicting Sam, the flexible son of the local blacksmith.
Kick Kiss Your Ass!!
Tom Parker: "I learned about contortion from the guy I used to bully at school. He's my boyfriend now!"
From Russia with Fluff!
Yasha Lebedev: "I want people to enjoy my body like they do a marble masterpiece in an art museum."
One thing I'll say for him - this Liquid is cool!! Indeed. Liquid Nitrogen, often labeled as LIN, is a boiling cool liquid!