Welcome to Wonder-England!
Basil Hadley: "When I was a kid I enjoyed Alice in Wonderland, but never seen it coming to actually put myself in her shoes one day!"
You Shall Not Pass!
...unless you can pass your head between your own legs! Ballet & Contortion Academy requires students to redo their ID cards in contortion poses.
The Twin Win!
David Parker, a regular sixth grader, finds a magical medallion that pulls him into a whole new world of identical twins, contortion and unitards!
Everybody says you're just fooling around, doing nothing but stretching all day? Yasen put an end to this grumble by becoming actually useful!
Do The Starfish!
This sacred technique directly from Patrick Star's ancestors will help to pull yourself together and more!
What the Future Folds
In the far, far future the art of contortionism will surpass everything we know about the human body!
Succubus gives birth to two adorable twins as part of her project at the Demonic College!
Living on Water!?
Martin: "I can't wait to swallow the biggest sandwich in my life after this cursed shooting is over!"
Model starves for three weeks to cosplay young Jesus for a music video!
Count d'Orchaun's collection of marble now counts one more piece of art, depicting Sam, the flexible son of the local blacksmith.
Up From The Tombs It Cums!
Sir Lichard Thombson grows an army of haters after getting even more skinny than before!
The Hungarian Barbarian!
Is Hungarian short for Hung Barbarian? Not too sure about that but glam rock haircuts look damn hot on barbarians!
Leg Stretching Day!
Rubbing The Hot Balls!
Made from the cursed sands of Alshara, these crystal balls are able to record movies... They can be used to capture some really hot stuff!
The Fairy Ring Up My Ass!
Witch Gabby de Passe grows the Bonerus Aerectus mushroom which looks and feels just like a man's penis but grows to the size of a man's arm!
The Sleeping Princess
The legend tells of the Sleeping Princess, who was cursed by a witch to always sleep until finally the true hero cums to wake her up.
The Pink Cross hospital's nurse tells us about his hobby for stretching at home and his helpful roommate!
Jim joined the Alchemists Guild to study herbs and potions he can take instead of normal food to make his waist as tiny as possible, but it only worked to a certain limit. After burning the last layer of fat, he had to face the next barrier...
Spread 'em Like an Eagle, Barely Legal!
Ben D. Eagle: "Extreme flexibility has always been common in the Western tribal dancing, the Snake Dance was known for 10,000 years before the rhythmic gymnastics was invented!"
Tell Me Where It Hurts~
Akio Shirokishi: "As a nurse, I try my best to inspire my patients and make them struggle hard to live for another day!"
America's Got Assholes!
Jerry Garter is finally on the poopular TV show!
Bats in the Bedroom?
Trained by his mother who is a professional bodybuilder and coach, Simon is the owner of the "Legs of Rubber" award and the pair of superflexible legs, able to do the 360 degree oversplit!
Kick Kiss Your Ass!!
Tom Parker: "I learned about contortion from the guy I used to bully at school. He's my boyfriend now!"