🎸 Bendy Rocker

"And every once in a while bend it!" 😜

In 2201, live performances are more like circus shows, be it rock, rap or pop, it's hard to imagine a proper gig without acrobats, tribal fusion dancers, contact jugglers and the like.

Beginner bands often have to handle this on their own, spending hours in the gym, dancing and practicing yoga to do crazy things on stage.

Wolfy's one boy band, MASS DISTRACTION, was no exception to the rule. Like many garage bands it was mainly a thing to entertain neighbors and classmates on weekends. But Wolfie always liked to do things the hard way, putting so much spine into his little performances that his audience sometimes doubled overnight.

He soon got in touch with Whanger Records, these guys could really tell the difference between the cool and the dull, and Wolfy hit the real stage before he could say, FUCK MY ASS I'M A REAL ROCKER NOW!! 🤘😝🤘