Bats in the Bedroom?
Trained by his mother who is a professional bodybuilder and coach, Simon is the owner of the "Legs of Rubber" award and the pair of superflexible legs, able to do the 360 degree oversplit!
Kick Kiss Your Ass!!
Tom Parker: "I learned about contortion from the guy I used to bully at school. He's my boyfriend now!"
We already know of Jerry's passion for country songs and bending their lyrics and himself to his liking!
If you ever bend in Texas, fold me up!
Jerry Garter: "I learned about contortion from a drawing on my uncle's guitar when I wanted to become a country singer!"
Upon the Morning Wood!
Not every sheriff is an asshat! Oh wait a minute...
Jerry Garter a.k.a. "The Texan Snake" is a sexy femboy rhythmic gymnast, greatly inspired by the cowboy era!