Rubbing The Hot Balls!
Made from the cursed sands of Alshara, these crystal balls are able to record movies... They can be used to capture some really hot stuff!
The Fairy Ring My Ass!
Witch Gabby de Passe grows the Bonerus Aerectus mushroom which looks and feels just like a man's penis but grows to the size of a man's arm!
Erika: "Marty come here! Breakfast time! Your hot pretzel is ready!"
Martin: "Coming dear!"
The Sleeping Princess
The legend tells of the Sleeping Princess, who was cursed by a witch to always sleep until finally the true hero cums to wake her up.
The Pink Cross hospital's nurse tells us about his hobby for stretching at home and his helpful roommate!
From Russia With Love!
"We are NOT gay!" You Fap You Lose is a brand new game in the Soviet Russian army. Specially trained sexy boys like Sasha "The Spetsnaz" will help finding the hiding homosexuals!
Pierrot the Punchbag
Pierrot: "Punch me!"
Jim joined the Alchemists Guild to study herbs and potions he can take instead of normal food to make his waist as tiny as possible, but it only worked to a certain limit. After burning the last layer of fat, he had to face the next barrier...
Spread 'em Like an Eagle, Barely Legal!
Ben D. Eagle: "Extreme flexibility has always been common in the Western tribal dancing, the Snake Dance was known for 10,000 years before the rhythmic gymnastics was invented!"
Tell Me Where It Hurts~
Akio Shirokishi: "As a nurse, I try my best to inspire my patients and make them struggle hard to live for another day!"
America's Got Assholes!
Jerry Garter is finally on the poopular TV show!